Hayley Hewitt Toronto

Traffic and Office Manager/Momma bear/know-it-all Hayley Hewitt — she do it.
And she do it in style.

First she do it in Vancouver. Then she was all “I done did it,” and moved across the country. Now she do it in Toronto.

I once saw Hayley Hewitt chewing gum — she blew it.
She loves sketching nude Phillip Seymour Hoffman fan art — she drew it.
She's not religious, but she'll pew-it.
Once on a flight, her pilot had a heart attack — she flew it.
I've seen her raise a family of owls — she grew it (whoo-whoo it).
She loves honey and hangin' with donkeys — Winnie-the-Pooh it.
She's a Jack Nicholson fan — One Flew Over the Cuckoo it. It's in her Netflix queue-it.
She loves stinky cheese — she bleu it.
Afraid of trains? Choo, choo it.
Casper the friendly ghost — she boo it.
Something about Playboy — she Hugh it.
Low sperm count? Don't Mountain Dew it.
Is this rhyming bit old?
Ah, screw it.

This is Rethinker of the Month. This is Hayley Hewitt.

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