ExhibitOur Valentine's Day

Valentine's disgruntlement

Dear Jason …

OK…so I forgot Valentines Day …SO WHAT….. what’s the big effin deal …it’s just another day .. right …just like your birthday … what was the big effin deal about that….sure … I would have got you a present … but what ??… you’re so goddam particular ….no candy … you don’t like flowers … sure I could have made something  but that’s too much work ….and clothes … don’t get me started on your effin wardrobe…whatever happened to ‘It’s the thought that counts’ … I thought about it … from time to time ….I thought about the poor people in Haiti too … do you think you’re more important than them … you selfish bastard….sure…. that’s what you think…you think I should have thought about your Valentines gift more than those poor people …. well screw you … so, anyway…I guess I have to give you something … so enjoy this lovely breakfast sandwich….no….I don’t know if it’s organic effin free range beef and an organic effin bun….it’s just an effin breakfast sandwich …. now I’m sorry I wasted all the time and money … you ungrateful bastard …if you don’t want it give it to Nic….he’ll eat anything …..don’t get me started about him ….and what’s up with this effin Olympics …..I had to wait 15 effin minutes in line behind a bunch of effin foreigners who didn’t even know who Tim Horton was….effin commies…..I know you don’t care … you’re riding pretty high now with your big effin Bobwheeling thing….but what did you even do …. throw out an idea and then bugger off to Montreal and let Simpson and DeHaas do all the work….yeah…they’re pretty pissed about it…..you credit stealing bastard….so enjoy your sandwich ….I would have cut it into a heart shape but that was too much work…..you wouldn’t have appreciated it anyway…you never appreciate anything I do…..like you said….you’re tired of carrying all the weight in this relationship just like you keep saying you’re sick and tired of dragging Nic along, hanging on to your coat tails….but that’s between you and him….leave me out of it….you’re pretty good at that aren’t you….leaving me out of things I mean…..I really wanted to drive the sled and I would have looked real good in the tight blue outfit…..but no you said…..just because effin Neilson has the package for it…..I would have fought harder but that was too much work….

Anyway ….happy valentines day

Ps….I ate the effin sandwich